Last night, we had our annual company Christmas Party! For the party, we do a White Elephant Auction, where everyone brings in one good gift and one gag gift, just to keep things interesting.
Some of the gag gifts were:
- A copy of the movie The Tooth Fairy, accompanied by a small bag full of SEVERAL of my boss' kid's teeth (THE GIFT I PICKED EW)
- A bottle of Holy Water
- A bottle of Pinnacle Vodka and a bottle of Vladimir Vodka, each filled with water
- A smelly elbow guard
- Christmas-themed dish towels
- A birth control test from a dollar store, in a very oddly small, shaped box
- A half-eaten bag of cat treats paired with an unopened pouch of cat food
- A bottle of fox urine
- A case of Lionshead
- A create-your-own six pack filled with wintery beers
- Two bottles of wine
- Wine glasses paired with a bottle opener
- An LED light?
- A CanJam speaker
- Cards Against Humanity (x2)
- A bottle of Southern Comfort Gingerbread Spice paired with Apple Cider mix
- A Jose Cuervo gift set
- A Jagermiester gift set
If I got the teeth, I would've gagged. Sounds like a good time!
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